Last Wednesday, Larry had a follow up appointment with his allergist in Billings; we all went along to run some errands and spend time together. Well, while we were there we decided to look for a vehicle since the market is much larger than here at home. We already knew we wanted a late 90s Suburban for its combination of passenger and cargo space (just an FYI, thanks to our friends Kevin & Diane we knew that starting in 2000, the floor in the back row was raised, eliminating needed leg room for growing boys). We found two to test drive that afternoon; the first was a black 1999 with only 101K miles. It drove nicely but it was a basic model and we didn’t want to buy the first one we found, so we drove a white 1997 next. That one was such a clunker, I’m not sure why we bothered to drive it except that we had already moved all the carseats!
We then stopped at a couple more larger dealers who didn’t have what we needed. By this time, the smaller dealers were starting to close for the night. As some of you know, once Larry starts a project he likes to finish it. So we picked up some bare necessities at Walmart (including a new tire for our van, which had picked up a big honking bolt along the way), stopped at Kohls to get nightgowns for those of us who can’t sleep in our skivvies, ate some dinner, and then drove through countless used car lots making notes of anything worth looking at in the morning before falling into a hotel room for the night.
Thursday morning after breakfast, Larry made a few phone calls and narrowed it down to two more Suburbans to drive. When we arrived at the lot with the green 1998, we found that the 140K miles quoted on the phone was actually 175K miles. Thanks, but no thanks–we were looking for something that might last until we’re ready to downsize again. The natives were getting restless, so we took them to the mall for their promised Build a Bear trip: Boy Genius had saved his money to buy a bear, Drama Boy had earned enough money to buy an outfit for his bear, and we let Bouncy Boy pick out a bear and outfit for his birthday later this month. Meanwhile Larry started making phone calls regarding financing.
Then it was time to get back to business and test drive that red 1999. Oh dear. . .it had the leather seats I wanted (and all the controls still worked on the passenger seat). But the 150K miles turned out to actually be 190K miles! And it clearly had issues so after a short drive, we decided maybe the green 1998 was worth driving after all. Feeling we were close to a decision, we requested a long enough test drive to take it to a mechanic for a buyer’s inspection. Luckily for the kids, the shop was across the street from Chuck E. Cheese; unluckily for us, now the kids know what is behind those doors! We ate a very late lunch while the green 1998 was being inspected, and then, because time was growing short, we drove it to get the black 1999 and take it to the mechanic before returning the green 1998. The dealer was not very happy with how long we had his Suburban; then again, we weren’t very happy with his making a point of “Look no oil leaks” and then it leaking by the time we stopped to add a couple gallons of gas a few miles down the road.
As it turned out, the inspection was well worth the expense: the green 1998 needed enough repairs to nearly double the asking price while the black 1999 needed the u joint fixed (replaced?) before we could drive it home and then only a handful of minor repairs once home. And so that is what we decided to do, but by this time the banks were closing and. . .you guessed it. . .that meant spending another night. So we headed to Goodwill for a round of fresh shirts (and bottoms for the little guys who had had diaper/potty incidents. . .okay and new jeans for Larry because he actually found a pair his size, and a new skirt for me for the same reason), and also went back to Walmart for fresh socks and undies all around. Because we had eaten lunch so late, this seemed like as good a night as any to have ice cream for dinner and so we did before returning to the same hotel for another night.
On Friday morning, we were ready to go before the bankers were, so Larry let me spend time browsing a lovely little yarn shop where I bought yarn and needles to attempt my first pair of socks. Once the paperwork was a thing of the past, we still had to wait for that u joint work to be done while we ate lunch and otherwise killed time. Once it was ready, it took some time to transfer all our “stuff” from one vehicle to the next; meanwhile, Bouncy Boy fell and got a nasty bump on his head. . .and the ice pack in our first aid kit didn’t work. So we found a Walgreens and patched him up; and then I saw a lighting store, so I went in and picked out a new ceiling fan for our room.
Once we were finally on the road, we couldn’t wait to get home. Instead of stopping for dinner, we picked up a pizza from Papa Murphy’s, although you’ll have to trust me when I say “You don’t WANT to know how late we ate dinner Friday night.”
And that is how we became the proud new owners of a 1999 GMC Suburban.
